THIS IS JUST MY PAGE OF RANDOM STUFF!! THIS PAGE WAS CREATED BY EMILY SLATER
This website was on Liesels Page but it is so much fun and everybody should try it http://www.jacksonpollock.org/ (Its not that fun but I like it)
Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically' A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman
Amy Winehouse Fears Spirit of Dead Child British singer Amy Winehouse has temporarily moved out of her London house because she thinks its haunted. According to the Daily Star, the songstress is scared to spend any time in her Camden property because she thinks it is being haunted by the spirit of a dead child. Amy Winehouse is staying in a hotel in the capital. The Daily Star reported that the 24-year-old thinks that the spirit (a poltergeist) is responsible for some scratches which have appeared on her arms. A source is quoted by the newspaper as saying: "She has a spare room in her house which she has been to terrified to redecorate because she believes a child died there. It has creepy aeroplane wallpaper and a weird feel to it. "Amy is terrified because she thinks he’s managed to take over the house and has brought bad spirits with him that are scratching and harming her Katy Perry wants to kiss Miley Cyrus Katy Perry’s is revealing her dream same-sex smooch: Miley Cyrus. "She's the lucky girl," Perry told Steppin' Out magazine. Both Perry, 23, and Cyrus, 15, are scheduled to attend the Teen Choice Awards next month, and Perry says that she's looking forward to seeing Miley. "Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage," Perry joked. "How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"
On the 7th of November Liesel had a party and Tamsin has created a page about it and you should read it because it was a really fun night.
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You wish you could read this!! TinyPic 2004-2008 Date accessed 10/11/08 http://tinypic.com/
THIS PAGE WAS CREATED BY EMILY SLATER
This website was on Liesels Page but it is so much fun and everybody should try it http://www.jacksonpollock.org/ (Its not that fun but I like it)
Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman
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something from my zine
Amy Winehouse Fears Spirit of Dead Child
British singer Amy Winehouse has temporarily moved out of her London house because she thinks its haunted.
According to the Daily Star, the songstress is scared to spend any time in her Camden property because she thinks it is being haunted by the spirit of a dead child.
Amy Winehouse is staying in a hotel in the capital. The Daily Star reported that the 24-year-old thinks that the spirit (a poltergeist) is responsible for some scratches which have appeared on her arms. A source is quoted by the newspaper as saying: "She has a spare room in her house which she has been to terrified to redecorate because she believes a child died there. It has creepy aeroplane wallpaper and a weird feel to it.
"Amy is terrified because she thinks he’s managed to take over the house and has brought bad spirits with him that are scratching and harming her
Katy Perry wants to kiss Miley Cyrus
Katy Perry’s is revealing her dream same-sex smooch: Miley Cyrus.
"She's the lucky girl," Perry told Steppin' Out magazine.
Both Perry, 23, and Cyrus, 15, are scheduled to attend the Teen Choice Awards next month, and Perry says that she's looking forward to seeing Miley.
"Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage," Perry joked. "How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"
On the 7th of November Liesel had a party and Tamsin has created a page about it and you should read it because it was a really fun night.
----------Shaving Cream--------- lol
TinyPic 2004-2008 Date accessed 10/11/08 http://tinypic.com/
TinyPic 2004-2008 Date accessed 10/11/08 http://tinypic.com/
TinyPic 2004-2008 Date accessed 10/11/08 http://tinypic.com/
I know your all sick of these pictures but the on below is funny (look at the guys face)
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GOOD FRIENDS DONT LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS...........................ALONE